Guildmaster's Quote List! Watch and enjoy your memories!

Now ladies and gentlemen I am gonna show you some quotes from a time long long ago. A time where I still roamed the the Guild Hall with a petty 333MHz computer with dial up and when teh Guild Hall posts still did count. Yes, this is from the past!

Quote :: Where's the spam you ask????

Why dont i put in song!!

Weeeeee're knights of the round table
We dance when e're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and SPAM! alot

We're knights of the round talbe
Our shows are for-mid-able
But many times, we're given rythmes
That are quite unsing-able
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot

*dance sequence*

We're knights of the table
Although we live a fable
We're not just bums
With royal mums
We've brains that are quite a-ble
We've a busy life in Camelot.

*do a little jig*

*dance some more*

They're Knights of the Round Table
They dance when e'er they're able
They're Knights
Not days, but Knights
Not dawn, not dusk
Not late afternoon
But Knights of the Round Table
Round Table
Round Table
Round Table
Round Table
Round Table
Round Table
So try your luck in Camelot
Run amok in Camelot
It doesn't suck in Camelot!

*break it down.. /lick*
We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and gory scenes
That are to hot for cable

We eat ham and jam
We eat ham and jam and SPAM a lot

SPAMALOT!

by Ashmoore

Quote :: Hush little baby won't you sleep,

AoC's delay has made me weep,

When I get to play even'tually'

I'll teach you to be good just like me!

by Avery

Quote :: Five seven o five
But there's no reply
Five seven o five

Got myself just one more dime
But will the operator hold the line
When my ears keep telling me
There's no reply, no reply
I pick up the telephone
I go crazy when there's no one home
I feel cheated and small when
My number's on the wall of her room
Call me soon

Hey operator
Five seven o five
But there's no reply
Five seven o five
Why do you keep me hanging on the line

by Bargi

Quote :: Oh, everybody's makin' big but me
(Everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it bi-ig)
Yeah, everybody's makin' it big but me
(Everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it bi-ig)
They got groupies for their bands and all I've got is my right hand
And everybody's makin' it big but me

by Bargi

Crato:
I heard some moaning and Bargis head kept going through the wooden wall last time I walked past the stables.

in.. and out..

in.. and out...
Bargi:
You should stop going in and out then, and just go past...
Crato:
damn you made me giggle like a girl at school, the people are looking at me.
Bargi:
Going in and out does that to people...

^
I love this one! Very Happy

Quote :: The Grunder man is a wild man
who lives in the woods outside of town
Howls at the moon
listen if you can
He's my hero, the Grunder man

by Bargi

Quote :: "you have encountered 'Scrotus' a Stygian demon of old."

Magic > Fire > Singe demon scrotum hair
*miss*
Attack > Mele > Scissors
*miss*
Scrotus hits you for 2230 scrotal damage
Scrotus knocks you back
Magic > Music > 50 cent > In da' club
*You tell Scrotus where to find you and the contents of your pockets*
*Scrotus is Confused*
Magic > Curse > Testicular Cancer
*Scrotus is Enraged*
Scrotus hits you for 567500 scrotal sweat damage
*you die*

by darkedge

Quote :: Sunday Morning Sex............

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and
comfort her.

When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would
surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,
we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and Slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive today if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

by Direblade

Quote :: Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that,
while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull****and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Don't you just Love it!

I was going to figuer out blow job but ran out of time.
It's 2 words so not sure if you need to add both scores together.
Maybe I'll call Clinton and ask him.

by Direblade

Quote :: Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

by Direblade

Quote :: We're happy little Vegemites

As bright as bright can be.

We all enjoy our Vegemite

For breakfast, lunch, and tea.

Our mother says we're growing

stronger every single week.

Because we love our Vegemite.

We all adore our Vegemite.

It puts a rose in every chee

by Drakus

Quote :: Wooot

I hope its gritty kitty cat litter

Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick

It fits my catbox, oh so snug, it always does the trick

I love to pour it on my toes, and squish, and squish, and squish

It ne'er offends my tender nose like a smelly fish

It's texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk

It makes my little whiskers twitch

It stays crunchy even in milk

I may not be the President, I may not be the Pope

But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, I shall never mope.

by Dreadwolf

Quote :: all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

when the first caveman drove in from the dregs,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante vous a ver,
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oh oui maria bagette bon soir,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

YEAH TOAST

by Dreadwolf

Quote :: Woke up this morning, started to sneeze
I had a cigarette and a cup of tea
I looked in the mirror what did I see
A nine stone weakling with knobbly knees
I did my knees bend press ups touch my toes
I had another sneeze and I blew my nose
I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest
I had to put on my clothes because it made me depressed
Surely there must be a way
For me to change the shape I'm in
Dissatisfied is what I am
I want to be a better man

Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman I want to be like Superman
I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman

Woke up this morning, what did I see
A big black cloud hanging over me
I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead
The news was so bad that I fell out of bed
There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike
Got to be a Superman to survive
Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills
I'm such a wreck but I'm staying alive

[Look in the paper, what do I see,
Robbery, violence, insanity.]

Hey girl we've got to get out of this place
There's got to be something better than this
I need you, but I hate to see you this way
If I were Superman then we'd fly away
I'd really like to change the world
And save it from the mess it's in
I'm too weak, I'm so thin
I'd like to fly but I can't even swim

Superman Superman I want to fly like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman I want to fly like Superman

by Dreadwolf

Quote :: You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.

She said: You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
All the love has gone,
Your Papa never told you
About right and wrong.

But you're looking good, baby,
I believe you're feeling fine, (shame about it),
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.

But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you're so low
- ain't it times like these that make you wonder if
you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don't you wish you didn't function, wish you
didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little
drink' Well you do so make up your mind to go on, 'cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Mama said you'd be the Chosen One.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun.

by DSbr-Paul

Quote :: Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil be done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike
The bos’n’ brained with a marlin spike and
Cookey’s throat was marked belike It
Had been gripped by fingers ten and
There they lay all good dead men like
Break o’ day in a boozing ken

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of a whole ship’s list
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The skipper lay with his nob in gore where the
Scullion’s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four and
There he lay and the soggy skies
Dripped all day in up-staring eyes at
Murk sunset and at foul sur-prise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Ten of the crew had the murder mark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Twas a cutlass swipe or and ounce of lead or a
Yawning hole in a battered head
and the scuppers glut with a yawning red and
There they lay aye damn my eyes
All lookouts clapped on par - a - dise all
Souls bound just con – tra – ri - wise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen men of ‘em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Every man Jack could ha’ sailed with old Pew
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

There was chest on chest of Spanish gold with a
Ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot with stuff un told As
They lay there that had took the plum
With a sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen men of a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight with
Twice ten turns of a hausers bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight with a
Yo heave ho and fare you well
And a sullen plunge in a sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!

by Entropy

Quote :: There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

by Entropy

Quote :: I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
if there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothing left to say
so lets go drink beer

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
... and Stuff

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER

BEER

when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
....and stuff

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER

Beer

uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lets go drink some beer.

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am...

by fafne

Quote :: "Stars still glimmered palely in the western sky, but long pink streamers stretched along the eastern horizon, and against them the dragon banner of Nemedia flung out its billowing silken folds." -- Robert E. Howard: "The Hour of the Dragon

Among the Hyborian kingdoms, Nemedia is second only to Aquilonia, chafing that they are in the shadow of that rival nation. Despite ancient enmity and sporadic wars, the two nations remain locked in a diplomatic and military stalemate.

Nemedian civilization is of great antiquity and sophistication. She is well situated geographically to fend off invasion, making her territory secure. Possibly the first Hyborian nation, Nemedia nurtures a tradition of intellectual inquisitiveness and scholarship. The greatest historians and philosophers of the west hail from Nemedia. The liberal atmosphere engendered by academic inquiry also accounts for Nemedia's tolerance of a broad range of religious sects outside the state-endorsed worship of Mitra.

All citizens must plege allegiance to the king and are subject equally to the country's code of laws. These laws are administered by Inquisitorial Councils and Courts of Justice, which, to their credit, exonerate the innocent as often as they convict the guilty. Debtors are dealt with harshly, branded on the shoulders and sold as slaves. But slaves are well protected by law.

Capital of Nemedia is Belverus, a beautiful city surrounded by rich croplands and orchards.

Nemedia has long been Aquilonia's primary rival. Many of Nemedia's political efforts are directed toward demonstrating that Nemedia is more important than Aquilonia. However, despite Nemedia's cultural depth and intellectual freedom, the land simply does not have the raw materials which Aquilonia can provide. This continued rivalry has left the two kingdoms stalemated.

Nemedia maintains the feudal hierarchy more strictly than in other Hyborian nations. All citizens have a place in the feudal hierarchy; they must swear allegiance to their overlord, and they hold specific obligations and rights under Nemedia's detailed feudal code.

Fiefs and noble offices are passed from father to eldest son, on the basis of blood ties alone. Should no son be available to take the throne, complex rules of consanguinity are invoked to determine the proper heir.

Noble birth is also a prerequisite for many positions of state. Only those with noble lineage are permitted to hold high ranks in the army, to serve on the Courts of Justice, or to head an Inquisitional Council. Only in the field of scholarship are bloodlines ignored, although a noble's sponsorship is required to get any scholarly grant from the Dragon Throne.

Nemedia is a society of inquisitiveness and scientific learning. The greatest scholars of the West are employed by the Dragon Throne to produce theological, scientific and historical works. Included in these are the Nemedian Chronicles, a running historical record produced by the Court Historian of Belverus. The Chronicles are startling in their lack of bias, and it is to the Nemedian Chronicles that we owe our knowledge of the Hyborian Age.

Slavery, on the other hand, is more liberal than in most Hyborian nations. The law protects slaves from excessive cruelty by their masters, and permits the children of a slave and a free person to remain free. Slaves, even debt-slaves, may be released by their masters, although many would refuse such an offer. In Nemedia, many would rather be well-fed slaves than starving freemen.

Nemedia is the most liberal of the Hyborian kingdoms when it comes to religion. In addition to Mitra worship, which i5 nominally the state religion, Nemedia supports philosophical orders such as the Skeptics, as well as temples to the Shemitish deities and the mysterious cult of Ibis.

This religious chaos is one of the sources of animosity between Aquilonia and Nemedia. The temple of Mitra in Aquilonia has near-total control of the religious life of Aquilonia's citizens, and over the centuries have pressured Aquilonia's kings to sue with the Dragon Throne for similar concessions in Nemedia.

Oh and a piece of Falconation for you who have missed it:) by Falconer ofc!

Quote :: To sig or not to sig, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The "old sigs" and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take ascii against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end the old? To delete: to change;
No more; and by change to say we end
The heart-ache and the headhunter regime
That Sanguiphoria is heir to, 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd. To delete, to change;
To change: perchance to improve: ay, there's the rub;
For in that change what risks may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil

by Kahliren

Quote :: Who owns the fish?

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

BRAINSMASHER! by Kail

Quote :: Lotus Blooms and their Color Meanings:

Black - deep sleep, death, evil magic regeneration
Gold - restores life/health, removes poisons
Pink - induces sexual urges
Purple - paralysis with conscious mind - date **** drug anyone?
Blue - induces hallucinations, perhaps causes a trance-like state
Red - addictive intoxicant - induces a sense of euphoria, darker version sold as purple lotus to unwary buyers
Yellow - induces a trance-like state.
White - heals woulds, cures diseases
Silver - gives clarity of thought and/or vision (saved royal family from curse of dreams)
Green(Emerald) - increases wizardry power, but at cost of extreme addiction, once eaten you must consume regularly or die.
Gray - maddening rage, rendering one unable to determine friend from foe. It's roots are said to return a person to a state of "normalcy".

Liana's dreaded Lotus list! by Liana

Quote :: Pac-man, Pac-man - the big mouthed god,
He ate what he could, and he could what he dug.
Pac-man, pac-man, is yellow and round,
He traversed the big mazes in monotonous sound.
Pac-man, pac-man, with a sword in his hand,
Is the image of Bargi, in Lochlainn-land.

by March

Quote :: Robert the Howard and Edgar the Poe, were sitting on top of a tree.
Edgar the Poe and Robert the Howard were throwing - rocks at me.
I called out: "You bums! Stop throwing them rocks!"
They snickered at me: "Just be glad their not blocks!"
As the bombardment increased, I cried out again - "You griefers are dead!"
And "Ill put a fat bounty on top of your heads!"
Then the throwing has stopped, and with a change of tone -
The Howard has said "Your arse I will Pawn"
"Do you know who I am, or what I have done?"
"This whole friggin' game on my shoulders will run -
So off with you noob." I replied: "Go to heck!"
The Poe said "I'll summon my pet and your eyes will be pecked.."
Thus I saw this was futile, between my legs is my tail,
But by Crom, I will meat those buffoons down in hell.

by March

Quote :: I wanna be a boss
I wanna be a big boss
I wanna boss the world around
I wanna be the biggest boss
That ever bossed the world around
I wanna do it right
I wanna do it right away
I wanna do it right now
I wanna do it right away
I wanna do it now
Don't wanna be a dancer in the bolshoi ballet
Don't want to work for daddy
In daddy's shop, 0.k.
I get confused, so confused
I get a pain, i get a pain up here
In the shirley temples
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
Little by little, ooh ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Sssh! not too loud, don't tell everybody
Don't give away the game
Oooh, oooh,
I aint quite ready to reveal my campaign
This is not the time
My hero's are alive and well in a cave
I'm keeping them on ice in suspended animation
Till the very right occasion comes along
To our rally come along
Come along to our rally
Come along to our rally come along
To our rally come along
Come along to our rally
Come along to our rally come along
A brave new world will rise from the ashes
And there upon a rock titanic, i'll cast a giant
Shadow on the face of the deep
And never again will they dare to call me
A freckled, spotty, specky, four eyed
Weedy little creep!
No more tremblin' and quakin' in the gym
No more come on fellas, let's get him
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
Little by little, ooh, ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Little by little, ooh, ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Bit by bit
Bit by bit
Everyone's going to be free
But they'll have to agree to be free
They'll have to agree to be less free than me
'cos i rule the world you see
So wait for the army of kiddy-winkies
And terrible tiny tots
In armoured school buses
Firing poison pea-shooters
And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs
Delapsus resurgam! when i fall i shall rise!
Wanna be a boss
I wanna be a big boss
I wanna boss the world around
I wanna be the biggest boss
That ever bossed the world around

by Nemex

Quote :: Heres some lyrics by Nemex.

Hush baby don't you cry,
dad's gonna sing you a lollabye,
If you don't stop screaming soon,
I'll use duct tape you silly toon.

I'll applaud your effort
in keeping me awake,
you make more vocal noise
that a tired man can take.

I thought having a baby,
would shut up my wife.
But now I think maybe
I just messed up my life.

I admit to being your dad
Such was my mistake,
just give that scream a break,
or I might go very mad.

Hush now baby don't you cry
or dads going to say goodbye.
Hush now baby don't you cry,
or your tiny ass goes bye.

by Nemex

Quote :: If I was a Raven,
Would I fly to unknown lands?
Or would I nest atop a tree,
Or nest on desert sands?

I think that if I were a Raven,
I'd be prone to vicious moods,
The forest's air would calm me - hence -
I am the Ravenwoods.

Classic Raven quote;) by Ravenwoods

Quote :: Kill, rend, destroy!

Conan is a joy;

A world in which you walk around,

Another body hits the ground;

Mages, Priests, Rogues and Soldiers,

Archers perched on top of boulders;

Death may lie around the bend,

A swarm of bees - your life will end;

Electric jolts down from the sky,

Someone stabs you in the eye;

You go inside a gloomy dungeon,

A succubus, armpits are pungent.

by Sceleria

Quote :: *Once again breaks out into song*

When your sliding in to 1st and you feel something burst....

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your sliding in to 2nd and your stength must be beckoned....

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your sliding in to 3rd and you lay that juicy turd...

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your sliding in to Home and your pants are full of foam...

Diarrhea, Diarrhea