Been doing things in the appartment dancing while listening to this Chaiyya Chaiyya.
Dilbert Director: The company has decided to explore strategic alternatives. Dilbert: Is that another way to say that the company is for sale and we'll all be fired by our new corporate overlords? Director: What answer will spark the least employee vandalism?
Dilbert II Dilbert to the Director: I recommend we cancel our planned merger. Dilbert: They plan to open a chain of fast food resturants using our employees as source of protein. Director: If we always waited for the perfect situation we'd never get anything done.
Wizard of ID "Stable-Hand Wanted" -Do you have any education? -I have a degree in english lierature -Why do you want this job? -I like to eat
Wizard of ID II "Doctor's Office" Wife to husband: What did the doctor say? Husband: He said I just need some tender loving care Wife: So, this is goodbye?
Glavius Moose Troll
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:03 pm
Inane wrote:
Been doing things in the appartment dancing while listening to this Chaiyya Chaiyya.
So COOL Just don't try that on the 07:42 from St Albans to King's Cross!
<runs off singing jali chaiyya chaiyya...>
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Inane Moose Troll
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Subject: Coca Cola Caps Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:14 pm
Coca Cola Cap One: "I am the boss!"
Coca Cola Cap Two: "Put me back!"
Dreadwolf Mistwalker Moose Troll
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:16 pm
oooooo
I just love that song Inane !!!!!!
(yes I got the headphones on now at work..ssshhh dont tell my boss )
Glavius Moose Troll
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:32 pm
So if you were a *real* bloke you'd get your EARS WAXED *nods*....can you hear his missus with the cam giving it "it doesn't hurt!!"
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:36 pm
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay, but undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes, not to mention multiple oxymorons.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. That hypothetical quantity might normally be called 'critical mass' but, in this unique case it is known as 'critical mess'.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (Am), another just-discovered element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
It's a good one, but every episode gets better and better. I HIGHLY suggest you take a look
That was fricken coool!!! They are so funny! I love the voice acting, so spot on!Thanks for that link
Glavius Moose Troll
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:01 am
A Video I took a week or so back from the top of Rennesoy: an Island to the North of Stavanger. Was a superb day and you can see all the way in to the fjords to the East! Only short but it's a cool vid and worth watching on Hi-res if you have the time.
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Inane Moose Troll
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:33 am
Nice, Glavius Not been much in that area Was inspiring
Glavius Moose Troll
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:44 pm
The luckiest scientist on the planet: Albert Hofmann died yesterday. Presumably from natural causes. Anyway, given the effect his discovery had on popular culture and perhaps in future times on medicine...I thought I'd resurrect an old clicky
What a guy!
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Inane Moose Troll
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Subject: Re: The linkies thread (for funny , humorous , happy and touching) Thu May 01, 2008 12:04 am
Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:26 pm
Just don't try that on the 07:42 from St Albans to King's Cross!
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