Tahitoa's The Funny Forum Quotes thread

Just a few quote from Tahi's thread

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Hi

OMG...Tahi has her own thread now



Post funny quotes you found on this or any other forum I'll start with a few:

-“Head, meet mr. Keyboard. Mr. Keyboard, meet my head. …ow.”

-“P: Oh no, I poked my eye out with my tongue!”

- N00b: "Hi Potty!" Potassium: "Call me that again and I'll decapitate you. It's K, goddammit!" (Potassium is a girl)

- “I could be posting right now, but I am not.” “Hate to disappoint you, chief, but you just did.”

-“Like I said, you're contradicting yourself, so stop talking before the hole you dig reaches the Earth's core and kills us all with a massive volcano.”

- “This guy is clearly off his self-righteous rocker and a few sandwiches, a basket, and a whole army of ants short of a picnic.”

-“OK, wait for it...here it comes ...... brace yourself.... this is it........ BARF!!”

-“Welcome to WTF’sville. Population: you.”

-"I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? "

-"WTB a new flame retardant suit " (from the Moderators Forum)

-"Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!" (talking about *male* problems in the bedroom)


Post away and have fun


Tahi

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By Drizzard:



Its time to say goodbye forever.....


.. to all those who are leaving. *Wave*

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by Sturmrabe


Why all the hate?


I will pwn all your faces!

More from Sturmrabe ( I miss you Sturmy )

Behold Sturmrabe

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page 2 my ass!

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The size of the thread is only matched by the size of our peni... ego

Responding to an invitation from me to share breakfast at the campfire

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Anything I would say here could be used against me in a court of law.

Responding to my first ever post in the Snowhawk's Guild thread

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You and me have an appointment with the Shed...

/Closed.

Zeggle wrote:

/Closed.

haha...poor Tahi

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Originally Posted by Mongrol:

blinks awake from his deep snooze*


Yuuss did some one want a big monkey man for some sex games involving custard, bananas and a hareem of 25 vestal virgins?

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Originally Posted by Drizzard:

So I strolled over to the Border Kingdoms and saw that they have shiatloads of drama, this forum needs more imho.

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Originally Posted by Wrangeline
Don't look at me.
I'm naked!

Well, that's not true. I'm wearing 1 sock.
And no, it's on my left foot.

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Originally Posted by Sturmrabe:

*Petition to remove everything but Tits and Ass from the Female model *

Thats right, just a pair of boobs on legs, with a nice ass holding them up of course...

lets just cut to the chase and say what all these other pissant threads are half-assing it about.

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Originally Posted by Sturmrabe:

*LordOnion: Does anyone have as pinchable cheeks? *

Do they? Cause I doubt it...

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Originally Posted by Grunder:

WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THE JAPANESE?! They're not THAT tiny...

I wanna see some japanese people running around here!

WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THE JAPANESE?! (And Chinese, too! Those cute bastards always force a smile on my lips when they poke me with chopstick kung-fu)

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Originally Posted by Mongrol:

blinks awake from his deep snooze*


Yuuss did some one want a big monkey man for some sex games involving custard, bananas and a hareem of 25 vestal virgins?

This is a new collection of quotes compiled by Amorey from a variety of AoC threads, with a focus on quotations that are commonly cited, from major historical chars and sources such as Tahi as well as more contemporary sources. While our other collections focus on our favorite quotations (snot started yet) this one is intended more as a general reference.
I just wanted to make sure that was put foreward to the readers, thank you.